"I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all."

"CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker."

"Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for."

"Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long."

"He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples."

"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them."

"My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can."

"He who allows himself to be insulted, deserves to be."

"To create man was a fine and original idea; but to add sheep was a tautology."

"The only thing worse than losing a battle is winning one"

"Our main business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance but to do what lies clearly at hand."

"Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal."