"The two most beautiful words in the English language are ``check enclosed.''"

"Famous actress bragging about her husband: Look at him, isn't he beautiful I have kept him for seven years now' Dorothy Parker: Don't Worry--he'll come back in style'"

"They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm."

"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires."

"i like to have a martini, two at the very most - at three i'm under the table, at four, i'm under the host!"

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."

"The best place to succeed is where you are with what you've got."

"Conscience and reputation are two things. Conscience is due to yourself, reputation to your neighbour."

"Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain."

"A plague o' both your houses!"

"And that's the world in a nutshell, an appropriate receptacle."

"Both the cockroach and the bird could get along very well without us, although the cockroach would miss us most."