"Talk is cheap. Let's go play."

"It is so stupid of modern civilization to have given up believing in the devil when he is the only explanation of it."

"You get married at twenty, you're going to be shocked who you're living with at thirty."

"The real satisfaction which praise can afford, is when what is repeated aloud agrees with the whispers of conscience, by showing us that we have not endeavored to deserve well in vain."

"We could have bought a small yacht with what we spent on our dog an dall the things he destroyed. Then again, how many yachts wait by the door all day for your return?"

"Any man worth his salt will stick up for what he believes right, but it takes a slightly bigger man to acknowledge instantly and without reservation that he is in error."

"Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently."

"Consciousness is a phase of mental life which arises in connection with the formation of new habits. When habit is formed, consciousness only interferes to spoil our performance."

"Good poetry seems too simple and natural a thing that when we meet it we wonder that all men are not always poets. Poetry is nothing but healthy speech."

"I love my kids, but I wouldn't want them for friends."

"A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds."

"Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved."