"The noblest of men deserves not the weakest of women."

"Poetry is the language in which man explores his own amazement."

"That's part of American greatness, is discrimination. Yes, sir. Inequality, I think, breeds freedom and gives a man opportunity."

"Nobody trips over mountains. It is the small pebble that causes you to stumble. Pass all the pebbles in your path and you will find you have crossed the mountain."

"It takes a village to raise an idiot."

"How could I lose to such an idiot?"

"Diplomacy: The patriotic art of lying for one's country."

"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."

"It is good to rub and polish our brain against that of others"

"Make yourself an honest man, and then you may be sure that there is one rascal less in the world."

"It easeth some, though none it ever cured, to think their dolour others have endured."

"Hemingway was a jerk."