"Is there life before death?"

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

"I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck."

"Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport."

"Cogito ergo spud. - I think, therefore I yam"

"One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong."

"I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn."

"People vote their resentment, not their appreciation. The average man does not vote for anything, but against something."

"The warning message we sent the Russians was a calculated ambiguity that would be clearly understood."

"Employ thy time well, if thou meanest to get leisure."

"To suppose, as we all suppose, that we could be rich and not behave as the rich behave, is like supposing that we could drink all day and keep absolutely sober."

"Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws."