"If you can't appreciate what you've got, then you had better get what you can appreciate."

"I showed my appreciation of my native land in the usual Irish way by getting out of it as soon as I possibly could."

"Imagination is the beginning of creation. You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will."

"What God hath joined together no man shall put asunder: God will take care of that."

"What is virtue but the trades unionism of the married."

"Successful people in this world are those who get up and look for circumstances they want. If they can't find them, they make them."

"HOUSELESS, adj. Having paid all taxes on household goods."

"There are women whose infidelities are the only link they still have with their husbands."

"Computers force us into creating with our minds and prevent us from making things with our hands. They dull the skills we use in everyday life."

"We seem to believe it is possible to ward off death by following rules of good grooming."

"Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue."

"It's getting hard to be someone, but it all works out."