"When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not."

"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"The untrodden path is choked by the weeds of tradition. Be not afraid to cut through."

"One repays a teacher badly if one only remains a pupil."

"'All say, 'How hard it is to die' - a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live."

"All men, if they work not as in the great taskmaster's eye, will work wrong, and work unhappily for themselves and for you."

"When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people."

"...free time is an illusion. It's what you get when you die and the gods reward you for a life spent working from dawn until midnight."