"You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old."

"Being an actor is easy, just picture someone in a room and you outside waiting for your cue to go in. Elliot Gould's been trying that for forty years."

"Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair."

"I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left."

"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."

"If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it."

"I believe that much of the world's sorrow is caused by people who are this, but allow themselves to be treated like that."

"All the President is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time flattering, kissing and kicking people to get them to do what they are supposed to do anyway."

"It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really good books which are your very own."

"Christianity neither is, nor ever was a part of the common law."

"Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost."

"Winning is nice if you don't lose your integrity in the process."