"Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."

"I don't understand anything about the ballet; all I know is that during the intervals the ballerinas stink like horses."

"Perhaps the feelings that we experience when we are in love represent a normal state. Being in love shows a person who he should be."

"We shall find peace. We shall hear the angels, we shall see the sky sparkling with diamonds."

"One must be a god to be able to tell successes from failures without making a mistake."

"A writer is not a confectioner, a cosmetic dealer, or an entertainer. He is a man who has signed a contract with his conscious and his sense of duty."

"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one."

"Unless you believe, you will not understand."

"Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."

"I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong."

"They were so strong in their beliefs that there came a time when it hardly mattered what exactly those beliefs were; they all fused into a single stubbornness."

"I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe."