"Timesharing just doesn't work."

"All dimensions are critical dimensions, otherwise why are they there?"

"For good or ill, your conversation is your advertisement. Every time you open your mouth you let men look into your mind. Do they see it well clothed, neat, busineswise?"

"Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave."

"Cruelty is like hope: it springs eternal."

"The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television."

"Quarrels would not last long if the fault were only on one side."

"I have learned, in whatever state I am ,therewith to be content."

"People who don't think probably don't have brains; rather, they have gray fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake."

"A little tact and wise management may often evade resistance, and carry a point, where direct force might be in vain."

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."

"To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive."