"Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of a witness."

"You can't leave footprints in the sands of time by sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time?"

"Faith is like electricity. You can't see it, but you can see the light."

"Virtue is its own reward. There's a pleasure in doing good which sufficiently pays itself."

"Humor is a drug which it's the fashion to abuse."

"Well boys, looks like it's nu'clr combat, toe-to-toe with the Rooskies."

"Truly, it is by the grace of God That the knowledge of Unity arises within."

"I only drink fortified wines during bad weather. Snowstorm, hurricane, tornado--I'm not particular, as long as it's bad. After all, any storm for a Port."

"We must indeed all hang together, or, most assuredly, we shall hang separately."

"This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness."

"If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth only soft soap and wishful thinking to begin, and in the end, despair."

"The whole world is a man's birthplace."