"A language is a dialect with an army and a navy."

"If crime went down 100%, it would still be 50 times higher than it shoud be."

"The perfect host requires the perfect parasite."

"Bad times wake us up to the good times we weren't paying attention to."

"Successful education is always a two-way street."

"Any man with a moderate income can afford to buy more books than he can read in a lifetime."

"Real freedom lies in wildness, not in civilization."

"Only strength can cooperate. Weakness can only beg."

"In the sixties, the world was normal and people took acid to make it weird. Nowadays the world is weird and people take prozac to make it normal."

"Give me a place to stand, and I will move the Earth."

"On the fields of friendly strife are sown the seeds that on other days and other fields will bear the fruits of victory."

"Everyone's a hero in their own way, in their own not that heroic way."