"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."

"When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don't feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one."

"We're all in this alone."

"Why is it when we talk to God we're praying -- but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?"

"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"

"I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain."

"Life is like a piano... what you get out of it depends on how you play it."

"To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization."

"When solving problems, dig at the roots instead of just hacking at the leaves."

"A prayer in its simplest definition is merely a wish turned Godward."

"Guilt upon the conscience, like rust upon iron, both defiles and consumes it, gnawing and creeping into it, as that does which at last eats out the very heart and substance of the metal."

"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild aira€|"