"The conscience of children is formed by the influences that surround them; their notions of good and evil are the result of the moral atmosphere they breathe."

"Love is to man an embarrassment, even a word; it is to a woman an excuse for existence, especially the word."

"Forget your enemies. It's your friends you frustrate that cause all the problems."

"Education - The ability to quote Shakespeare without crediting it to the Bible."

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."

"If there is no worker involvement, there is no quality system."

"O human race born to fly upward, wherefore at a little wind dost thou fall."

"A federal judge has ruled that Microsoft should be split into two different companies. One company will have the Windows operating system and the other will count Bill Gates' money."

"Humanity is composed but of two categories, the invalids and the nurses."

"Science arose from poetry--when times change the two can meet again on a higher level as friends."

"Security is an illusion. Life is either a daring adventure or it is nothing at all."

"Never argue with a fool. Listeners can't tell which is which."