"The Way is harshness greeted with kindness, fear greeted with fortitude."

"The secret of education lies in respecting the pupil."

"The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them."

"Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it."

"Enthusiasm is very good lubrication for the mind."

"I never wanted to be the biggest guy. I just wanted to be the best."

"Golf is a good walk spoiled."

"Better hold the hand for coin, though small, Than lose, for one half a dang, it all."

"A platitude is simply a truth repeated until people get tired of hearing it."

"War is like love; it always finds a way."

"Music lives in three tenses at once. Developing what comes before it in the past, it engages us in the present, and inspires our hopes for its future."

"It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad."