No, it's an original. My father's friend is a calligrapher, and I had him make it for you.

没错，这可是真迹。我父亲的朋友是书法家，专门帮你写的。

What I eat won't stay down.

我吃东西时感到恶心。

That's nothing at all.

不用客气。

And tell them you want to go on the tour that goes down into the canyon.

跟他们说你要参加到峡谷里去的旅游团。

Your room number is 512. Here's your key.

房间号码是512。这是您的钥匙。

Hello. I'm calling from Room 1116.

喂，我这里是1116号房间。